Thongs

What is it about thongs? Who invented these and what were they thinking? Nothing like a piece of string dividing your butt cheeks and digging into your nether regions.

I have a pair of Victoria's Secret "Pink" thongs that are cute, but they hurt me so badly that I am sore 3 or 4 days after wearing them. All thongs cause a different degree of discomfort, but I can never remember that these are the worst and I continue to wear them over and over. After I throw them in the hamper, the exact memory of the pain they cause me is instantly transferred to my butt and I just forget. It's kind of like having a baby. It really hurts, but yet women do it time and again.

Hmmm, must be a law of nature or something.